Tag Archives: Final Fantasy IX

Ep. 23: Stop at the Boat

  • Kingdom Hearts is still a bunch of nonsense
  • Final Fantasy XV blah blah blah
  • Hunting anachronisms on a road trip with your buddies
  • The unfinished seams are showing
  • What makes a Final Fantasy game?
  • A lot of XV’s story isn’t actually in the game
  • Magic is a mixed bag
  • Final Fantasy XV is a game that Square Enix couldn’t make
  • Where financial realities meet creative aspirations and completely murder them
  • Does the notoriously bad linear chapter make an interesting statement?
  • Anyway, for what it’s worth, apparently most of this dumb game is pretty good

Ep. 6: Too Many Belts

  • Papers, Please and the value of the mundane
  • South Park and the psychologically manipulative Freemium business model
  • Don’t Move, DLC Quest, and game satire
  • Costume Quest 2 and overstaying your welcome
  • Repetitive RPG battles and unskippable animations
  • Adam trashes FF XIII and reads Vanille’s wikipedia article aloud
  • Penumbra: Overture, The Evil Within, and the horror of stealth mechanics
  • Silent Hill, Dead Space, and monster design